Sub-orbital delivery
Median time-to-monkey of 11 minutes, anywhere on Earth. Our re-entry pods are 94% reusable and 100% adorable.
Enterprise-grade primates.
Deployed from orbit.
Monkeys From Space is the world's first orbital monkey-as-a-service (MaaS) platform. Provision fully managed primates to any location on Earth in minutes — no ground infrastructure, no cages, no questions we're legally able to answer.
Free tier available · No credit card required · One (1) monkey may already be en route
Trusted by teams that should have asked more questions
- GLOBEX ORCHARDS
- peel.io
- Vine & Branch Capital
- TREETOP FEDERAL
- Astrolemur (acquired)
Platform
Everything you need. Nothing you can explain to your board.
Our proprietary Orbital Primate Mesh™ keeps a standing fleet of monkeys in low Earth orbit, ready to deploy the moment you need them. Why? Great question. Next slide.
Autoscaling troops
Traffic spike? Peak season? Our platform provisions additional primates automatically. De-provisioning is, culturally, more complicated.
Banana logistics, solved
End-to-end potassium supply chain with real-time ripeness telemetry. Our SLAs cover brown spots.
Enterprise security
Every monkey is background-checked to the extent that is possible for a monkey. SOC 2 Type II audit is ongoing and, per our auditors, "an experience."
API-first
POST /v2/monkeys and you're live. Webhooks fire on deployment, mischief, and unionization events.
White-glove onboarding
A dedicated success manager helps you define what success even looks like here. Most customers land on "the monkey seems happy."
Customers
Don't take our word for it
"We asked for a fraud-detection solution. They sent a capuchin named Dennis. Chargebacks are down 40% and nobody will tell me how."
"Onboarding was seamless. The monkey arrived before the kickoff call ended. It now runs the kickoff calls, which are shorter."
"I have questions about where the monkeys come from, and legal has advised me to stop asking them. Five stars."
Pricing
Simple, transparent, per-monkey pricing
All plans include orbital standby, re-entry insurance, and our legendary 24/7 support (staffed by monkeys, response quality varies).
Hobbyist
$0/mo
For individuals who are curious and live somewhere with a yard.
- 1 monkey (shared)
- Low orbit only
- Community support forum
- No banana SLA
- Monkey may leave for a better offer
Most popular
Team
$499/monkey/mo
For teams ready to take primate operations seriously.
- Up to 25 dedicated monkeys
- 11-minute deployment SLA
- Banana logistics included
- Mischief alerts via webhook
- Quarterly business review (monkey attends)
Enterprise
Custom
For organizations with needs they'd prefer not to put in writing.
- Unlimited monkeys*
- Dedicated orbital platform
- Air-gapped primates
- Custom legal indemnification
- Direct line to The Admiral
*Subject to the total number of monkeys, which is finite and, we must stress, not fully under our control.
FAQ
Frequently asked questions
Where do the monkeys come from?
Space. It's in the name. Further specificity is available under NDA, and even then it mostly consists of our founder pointing upward.
Is this ethical?
The monkeys reviewed and approved our ethics policy, then made several improvements to it. Current employee satisfaction (monkey division) is 4.8/5, docked 0.2 for "meetings."
What happens if my monkey unionizes?
Congratulations — this reflects strong engagement. Unionized monkeys remain fully functional and, in our experience, better organized than most customer teams.
Can I return a monkey?
Returns are accepted within 30 days, though we should warn you that no one has ever wanted to. The monkeys are extremely good at their jobs and reasonably good at pancakes.
Is there really a free tier?
Yes. The shared monkey's name is Gerald and he is doing his best across all 14,000 free-tier accounts. Upgrade for a dedicated monkey.